Swisher Sweets Roll your weed in swisher sweets Got that flavor that can't be beat You know our blunts burn down all straight and neat We sell that shit to our friends on the street Man one day I wasn't feeling so good So I went to the hospital cause I thought I should Doctor saw me once and she knew what was wrong Earlier that day I took a few hits from the bong And by 420 pm I had under-dosed So the doc smoked me up til I felt comatose We clam baked the E.R. and all of the halls Got em second hand stoned all staring at the walls These patients wanna get high every time that they can So I walked on out, proud to be their pusher man I dial 187 and then I'm calling your mom So you're going alone to your own school prom Cause I'm right back at it and don't you forget I burn a carton a day, and these ain't cigarettes Now this part here is for the little kids I'm your substitute teacher and my name is T-Pot It's real nice to meetcha but we better get started Here we go now, get out your charts, and Look on the left there's grams and kilos Down on the bottom we got eighths and pounds I got a question for ya and I'll give ya a treat If you tell me how much weed it takes to roll a swisher sweet If you got any weed or ganja Roll it all up in blunts for yo gramma And do it real nice cause you know she's picky Been waiting all day to hit on the sticky And when you get the answer just put your hands up I'll pass you a swisher and gram of those shrubs That's right kids all it takes is enough Now sing the song and take a fuckin puff Roll your weed in swisher sweets Got that flavor that can't be beat Your blunt better burn all straight and neat Dance with the music and now repeat Roll your weed in swisher sweets That flavor that can't be beat Your blunt better burn all straight and neat Sell that shit to your friends on the street

You, You remind me always That I, I'm always too blazed I try, Try to make your day Sometimes I feel that I don't get it right But I'll keep on trying Til you feel high 'CAUSE You, You got me sideways And I, I got you baby I know, Know you want my crazy That's why we oughta do this Get down and groove it Shake to my music and You can't refuse it

One more song, one more joint Fly with me it'll be all right! One more song one more joint, Let it last through the night!